Items & Equipment (Old Battle Mode)

Items and equipment can be found in trash cans, treasure chests, and shops. Occasionally they can be dropped by enemies. Items can heal HP and PP for party members, both in and outside battle. Some items can cure negative status effects, like Sick.

Equipment changes character stats. Head, body, and Other armor can be equipped to any party member, while weapons are character specific. These weapons often have hidden attributes which affect a character's beatdown skill.

Items

Consumable Items

Name	Description	Properties	Price
Smelling Salts	Revive a fallen friend...	Revives a party member for 50% HP. Cannot revive The Essentia 2000.	$14.99 (Normal) $11.49 (Pharmaceutical Rep) $9.50 (Sewer)
Defibrillator	Revive a fallen friend...	Revives a party member for 85% HP. This includes The Essentia 2000.	$50.00 (Essentia's Mind Dungeon) $100.00 (NYC)
Life Stone	Revive a fallen friend with full HP!	Revives a party member for 100% HP. Cannot revive The Essentia 2000.	$190.00
Hamburger	The best and worst of American society on a sesame seed bun...	25% HP	$4.99
Cheese Burger	The best and worst of American society now includes a slice of cheese...	45% HP	$7.25
Double Bacon Cheddar Burger	Heart attack on a sesame seed bun...	60% HP	$17.99
Slice of Pizza	A simple slice of pizza...	27% HP	$4.99 (Normal) $25.00 (Essentia's Mind Dungeon)
Slice of Deep Dish Pizza	A warm bready slice of pizza...	40% HP	$7.99 (Normal) $6.50 (Sewer)
Personal Pizza	A simple small pizza...	65% HP	$18.49 (Normal) $100.00 (Essentia's Mind Dungeon)
Turkey Sandwich	A warm turkey sandwich.	30% HP	$5.49
BLT Sandwich	Crispy bacon, lettuce, and tomato on white bread...	55% HP	$9.00
Grilled Chicken Sandwich	The flavors juicy chicken, lettuce, and Swiss on a fresh croissant...	75% HP	$19.99
Noodles and Ketchup	A sad man's dish that expresses both sadness and hunger...	20% HP	N/A
Spaghetti	Classic long saucy noodles...	50% HP	$8.99
Fettuccine Alfredo	Long noodles covered in a savory cheese sauce...	70% HP	$19.99 (Normal) $18.99 (NYC)
Ambrosia	The food of the gods.	100% HP 100% PP	N/A
Medicine	A medicine that can cure nausea.	Removes the Sick status effect.	$4.99 (Normal) $3.99 (Pharmaceutical Rep)
Un-Stun	A medicine that can cure stun.	Removes the Stun status effect.	N/A
Generic Water Bottle	It will quench your thirst!	15% PP	$3.99
Name Brand Water Bottle	It's exactly the same, but makes you feel better about yourself!	15% PP	$14.99
Sparkling Water	Bubbles!	20% PP	$4.99
Unsweetened Tea	Best when poured over ice.	25% PP	$5.50
Lemonade	It's a little tart, but still refreshing!	30% PP	$4.49
Fountain Soda	A nice cold ~fizzy~ beverage.	35% PP	$6.99
Birch Beer	It's like root beer, but better.	40% PP	$7.50 (Normal) $5.50 (Sewer)
Homemade Lemonade	This cheap summer drink is perfect in every way!	42% PP	N/A
Sweet Tea	Best when poured over ice.	60% PP	$10.99 (Normal) $25.00 (Essentia's Mind Dungeon)
Strawberry Banana Smoothie	A perfect blend of fruits!	70% PP	$12.99
Holy Water	Blessed water that restores PP.	100% PP	N/A
Milk Shake	A thick cold drink that is more like a dessert.	20% HP 10% PP	$10.00
MiniTac	A candy bar that restores a bit of HP and PP	5% HP 15% PP	$2.00
Chocola Bar	A candy bar that restores a bit of HP and PP	10% HP 10% PP	$50.00
Chicken Finger Platter	Big food for big fun	30% HP 20% PP	N/A
Caeser Salad	A crisp salad.	45% HP 30% PP	N/A
AAA Battery	AAA Battery.	20% EN	$25.00
AA Battery	AA Battery.	40% EN	$125.00
9-Volt	9Volt Battery.	100% EN	$200.00
Hard Roll	A rock hard roll.	3% HP 5% PP	N/A
Burger	Big food for big fun	16% HP 20% PP	N/A
Cheese	A wheel of cheese.	30% HP	N/A
Pepperoni	A delicious slice of pepperoni pizza...	45% HP 10% PP	N/A
Red Pill	It's a symbol of your desire to return to reality.	50% HP 50% PP	N/A
Cup of Coffee	A hot drink made from roasted coffee beans.	10% HP 50% PP	N/A
Popcorn	Goes well with a movie.	5% HP 5% PP	N/A

Key Items

Name	Description	Battle Message	Selling Price
Mom's Letter	A letter from mom.	No Effect.	N/A
Wallet	Holds your money.	No Effect.	N/A
Valve Wheel	An old rusty wheel, used to control the flow of water.	No Effect.	N/A
Unfinished Nerve Tonic	You cannot drink it in this state.	Better not drink this...	N/A
Nerve-Killing-Tonic	This isn't for you! This is for the drummer.	Better not drink this...	N/A
Baby Blanket	This blanket is rough. It's more like a towel really...	No Effect.	N/A
Door Piece	A Mysterious chunk of door that was found inside of Vella's mind.	Knock on wood... No effect.	N/A
Poke Flute	Just the thing you need to give somone a good prodding.	Of course, it does nothing in combat...|	N/A
Panda Key	A plastic key with a panda head on it.	Alex sticks the plastic key into his mouth... No effect.	$24.99
Dali Key	This majestic key can open almost any lock.	No effect.	$39.99
Entity Key	Made from a strange material. It seems like the entire universe is contained within.	No effect.	$99.99
Buried Treasure	Who needs a bank when you have a fancy treasure chest that you can bury in the backyard.	No effect.	$99.99
Pocket Monster Card	A first edition holo!	No effect.	N/A
Geiger Counter	High tech piece of equipment	No effect.	N/A
Mysterious Cassette	The voice on the cassette says: I found the fragments between the towering women, after climbing into windows of my heart. I hid it there to keep it safe.	No effect.	N/A
Mix Tape	The ghost Liana’s Mix Tape.	No effect.	N/A
Mysterious Record Jacket	The cover reads "Mystical Ultima LP Legend", but it's empty...	No effect.	N/A
Baby Doll	Looking at this doll makes you sad...	No effect.	N/A
Broken Record	A mysterious record broken in two. Multiple collectors may be interested in it.	No effect.	$0
Missing Girl Poster	Last Seen 04/01/1999	No effect.	N/A
Zine Sticker	This small sticker comes with a part of Matt Hawkins' soul that you own until the end of time.	No effect.	N/A
Collectible Pog	This game piece could have value to some collectors.	No effect.	N/A
Rare Collectible Pog	This game piece could have value to some collectors.	No effect.	N/A
Mancer Fence Key	This key will open the door Ms. Mancer's heart and a world of pleasure.	No effect.	N/A
Dungeon Key	This old key looks like it will snap after 1 use.	No effect.	N/A
Purple Key	This old key looks like it will snap after 1 use.	No effect.	N/A
Green Key	This old key looks like it will snap after 1 use.	No effect.	N/A
Silver Key	This old key looks like it will snap after 1 use.	No effect.	N/A
Severed L Leg	A leg without a body. It doesn't look quite human...	No effect.	N/A
Severed R Leg	A leg without a body. It looks sort of stretchy...	No effect.	-
Severed L Arm	An arm without a body... It looks like a noodle...	No effect.	N/A
Severed R Arm	An arm without a body... It looks familiar...	No effect.	-
Foam Cup	An empty cup used for hot drinks.	It's empty...	N/A
Red Disk	Store files and folders.	No effect...	N/A

Armor

Head Equipment

Name	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description	Location	Price
Brown Paper Bag	-	-	-	2	-	-	The eye holes that you cut into it don't quite line up with your eyes...	Pawn Shop (Chapter 1+), Factory Hotel, Old Frankton	$6.99
Propeller Beanie	-	-	-	5	2	2	Don't you feel cool.	Sports! (Chapter 1+), Factory Hotel	$19.99
Fitted Ball Cap	-	-	-	4	9	2	The local baseball team's emblem is displayed on the front.	Sports! (Chapter 2+)	$49.99
Golf Cap	-	-	-	4	-	7	You feel more distinguished than you actually are.	Sports! (Chapter 2+), Sewers	$49.99
Top Hat	3	-	-	5	-	-	Might as well pair it with a monocle, you hipster scum!	Sewers	N/A
Cowboy Hat	12	-	-	1	3	-	An old Halloween costume prop. The word "Flint" can be seen etched on the inside.	Sports! (Chapter 3+), Cape Juno	$124.99
Bike Helmet	-	-	3	4	-	2	Interesting that you bought this for protection from monsters and not because you wanted to exercise...	Sports! (Chapter 3+), Radio Tower	$124.99
Hard Hat	5	-	-	6	-	-	A typical construction work hat. The symbol of the 99 percent.	Overworld	N/A
Half Helm	-	-	-	11	-5	1	Perfect for role-playing...	Sports! (Chapter 4+), Thrift Store (NYC)	$164.99
Football Helmet	6	-	-	12	-	8	A typical Football Helmet. Now your father's proud.	Sports Store (NYC), Essentia's Mind Dungeon	$199.99

Body Equipment

Name	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description	Location	Price
Graphic T-Shirt	-	-	-	1	-	-	It's a little baggy...	Sports! (Chapter 1+), Factory Hotel	$24.99
Slightly Used Jersey	-	-	1	1	2	-	Is that a blood stain?	Sports! (Chapter 2+), Factory Hotel, Wind Town, Old Frankton	$59.99
Flannel Shirt	2	-	-	2	-	-	A stylish shirt in any era.	Sports! (Chapter 2+)	$59.99
Zip-up Hoodie	-	-	-	3	-	1	It's a little tight, but the color looks great on you!	Inaccessible (Beta Sewer Dungeon)	N/A
Light Weight Jacket	3	-	-	1	-	-	It's a jacket that's light weight.	Sports! (Chapter 3+)	$139.99
Camo Jacket	-	-	1	2	-	3	I don't see any jacket...	Sports! (Chapter 4+), Frankton, Mt. Town Cave, Essentia's Mind Dungeon	$179.99
Fur Lined Coat	1	-	-	4	-	3	I feel fancy.	Sports! (Chapter 4+), Sports (NYC), Essentia's Mind Dungeon	$179.99
Larping Chainmail	-	-	-	5	-5	-	M'lady.	Thrift Store (NYC), South Town	$214.99
Mystical Threads	-	5	-	6	2	7	Epic shirt received from Matt Hawkins as a thank you.	Matt Hawkins (Sidequest)	N/A
Golden Fleece	-	10	-	10	10	10	You shouldn't own this garment...	Inaccessible	N/A

Other Equipment

Name	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description	Location	Price
Lucky Rabbit's Foot	-	-	-	-	-	1	We cut off your foot. For luck.	Pawn Shop (Chapter 3+), Factory Hotel, Wind Town	$79.99
Lucky Coin	-	-	-	-	-	2	Heads I win Tails... is also heads.	Pawn Shop (Chapter 4+), Thrift Store (NYC), Cape Juno	$139.99
Lucky Charm	-	-	-	-	-	3	It's magically delicious.	Inaccessible	N/A
Hook Hands	-	-	2	-	-	-	A good enough approximation of fingers.	Wind Town	N/A
Brass Knuckles	-	-	3	-	-	-	For when you need to fight dirty.	Sports! (Chapter 4+), Sports (NYC), Frankton, Wind Town, Vella's Mind Dungeon	$134.99
Power Ring	-4	-	4	2	-	-	A prize from a box of self-loathing.	Inaccessible	N/A
Cardboard Shield	-	-	-	1	-	-	The leading tool in hobo defense!	Pawn Shop (Chapter 3+)	$69.99
Toy Shield	-	-	-	2	-	-	A blue shield with an ornate design!	Pawn Shop (Chapter 4+), Thrift Store (NYC), Frankton	$134.99
Trash Can Lid	-	-	-	3	-	-	The leading tool in hobo defense!	Inaccessible	N/A
Sweatband	-	3	-	-	-	-	Catch your sweat in style.	Sports! (Chapter 3+)	$69.99
Hiking Stick	-	4	-	-	-	-	A shoulder height walking stick with a metal tip.	Sports! (Chapter 4+), Sports (NYC), Mt. Town Cave	$129.99
Backpack	-	5	-	-	-2	-	It's a pack, on your back. Wear on one shoulder for maximum cool.	Frankton, Radio Tower (Sidequest)	N/A
Silver Bracelet	2	-	-	-	-	-	Don't you look pretty.	Pawn Shop (Chapter 2+), Wind Town	$39.99
Gold Bracelet	7	-	-	-	-	-	It's not tacky, I swear.	Pawn Shop (Chapter 3+), Monster Den (LVL ???), Factory Hotel, Essentia's Mind Dungeon	$74.99
Platinum Bracelet	8	-	-	-	-	-	Magnitized for centered chi.	Pawn Shop (Chapter 4+). Radio Tower, Essentia's Mind Dungeon	$124.99
Diamond Bracelet	9	-	-	-	-	-	You can't really afford to look this good.	Inaccessible (Cape Juno)	N/A
Flip-Flops	-	-	-	-	1	-	Shoes for the beach, or wherever.	Sports! (Chapter 3+)	$64.99
Running Shoes	-	-	-	-	5	-	Shoes for running in.	Sports! (Chapter 4+), Frankton, Radio Tower, Essentia's Mind Dungeon	$134.99
Winged Sneakers	-5	-	-	-	15	-	When you move your feet, the wings almost appear to flap.	Essentia's Mind Dungeon, Cape Juno	N/A

Enemy Equipment

Enemies actually have equipment on them, which affects their stats in battle. There is no known way to see an enemy has armor or not.

Name	Type	HP	PP	STR/ATK	DEF	SPD	LUK
Gold Teeth	Weapon	-	-	3	-	-	-
Unknown Power	-	-	-	2	-	-	-
Evil Power	-	-	-	9	-	-	-
Chaos Power	-	-	-	5	-	-	-
Gold Crown	Hat	-	-	-	6	-	-
Lipstick	Weapon	10	5	3	-	-	-
Cigarette	-	-	-	1	1	-	-
Beer	Weapon	-	-	4	-	-	-2
HealthPlus	Weapon	15	-	-	-	-	-
Fantasy Armor	Weapon	20	-	-	6	-	-
Horse Armor	Clothing	100	-	1	1	30	3
Mech Armor	Clothing	200	-	1	1	30	3
YIIK Armor	Clothing	900	-	1	1	30	3
Spiteful Armor	Clothing	500	-	1	1	30	3
Silk Boxer Shorts	Clothing	30	-	2	3	12	3
Wife Beater	Clothing	30	-	-	8	-	-
Strike First	-	-	-	-	-	80	-
Metal Pole	-	-	-	7	-	-	-
CheatersShield	-	-	-	-	50	-	-

Weapons

Alex's Records

Records have a unique Tracks attribute, which determines the amount of additional spins for Alex's beatdown.

Name	Tracks	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description	Location	Price
He Wants it That Way (Single)	1	-	-	1	-	-	1	Found in the 99-cent bin. It sucks.	Record Stop (Chapter 1+)	$49.99
Sergeant Salty EP	1	-	-	2	-	-	0	A grunge rock album. It's kind of bad...	Record Stop (Chapter 1+), Factory Hotel	$74.99
Strolling Bonez LP	2	-	-	1	2	-	-	A classic rock album from the 70's....	Record Stop (Chapter 2+)	$124.99
LeGrande by Arse-Man (Single)	1	-	-	4	-	-	-	Sweeeet tunes from the British invasion!	Inaccessible (Beta Sewer Dungeon)	N/A
AC & K-x2's Greatest Hits LP	2	-	-	6	-	-	-	A collection of music from your mother's favorite band!	Record Stop (Chapter 3+)	$249.99
Now That's What I Call Music LP	5	-	5	4	-	-	3	The Greatest hits of the 70's, 80's, and today.	Record Stop (Chapter 3+), Mt. Town Cave	$249.99
Back Alley Boiz LP	3	-	-	5	-	-	4	Sounds terrible! But their hair looks great!	Radio Tower	N/A
Vampire of Goth LP	2	-10	-	8	-	-	5	Stop my breathing and slit my throat.	Vella's Mind Dungeon	N/A
Mystical Ultima LP Legend	6	-	-	11	2	-	5	The mysterious LP obtained from the depths of Vella's mind.	Vella's Mind Dungeon	N/A
AC & K-x2's Greatest Hits Vol. Two LP	8	-	-	6	-	-	1	More music from your mother's favorite band!	Inaccessible (Was apart of an unused ONISM Quest)	N/A
Legends of Ragnarok LP	4	-	7	7	-	-	7	Music to apocalypse to!	Broken Record Quest	N/A
One Hit Wonder	1	-	-	15	-	-	-	And he was never heard from again...	Essentia's Mind Dungeon	N/A
Greatest Hits	1	-	-	20	-	-	-	And he was never heard from again...	Inaccessible	N/A
Gold Record	24	-	22	22	-	-	1	A weapon for golden cheaters only...	Inaccessible	N/A

Sammy's Cats

Sammy wields Dali for self-defense. A clone of the weapon exists called Dolly, and was seemed to be used in earlier versions of the game instead.

Name	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description
Dali	-	-	4	4	-	6	A rather clingy cat. Can be used as a tool outside of battle.
Dolly	-	-	4	4	-	6	A rather clingy cat. Can be used as a tool outside of battle.

Michael's Cameras

Chain gives additional button presses for his beatdown. Despite the Kani Digital Camera having 4 additional chains, the max amount the beatdown can have is 4, so it won't give you the actual 5 as intended.

Name	Chain	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description
Disposable Camera	1	-	-	1	-	-	-	A cardboard camera for tourists.
x87 Digital Camera Mk. II	3	-	-	3	-	-	-	Entry level digital camera.
Icon Digital Camera	3	-	-	3	1	-	-	The "very best" in digital photography.
Cannon Digital Camera	2	-	-	3	-	-	5	With Cannon, "taking photos is a blast!"
Kani Digital Camera	4	-	-	4	-	5	3	A decent camera with a quick shutter speed.
Sunny Digital Camera	-	-	-	4	-	2	-	A simple point and shoot.
Stereosonic Digital Camera	3	-	-	5	-	-	-	Stereosonic gives you the tools to make your dreams into reality.
Stereosonic Digital Camera Mk. 2	4	-	5	8	-	3	2	Stereosonic gives you the tools to make your dreams into reality.

Vella's Keytars

Bonus Strike will add an additional button press after completing the main part of Vella's beatdown, which will grant an additional +3 to her bonus if completed successfully. Missing the prompt does not deplete the existing combo, so it's always worth it.

Name	Bonus Strike	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description
u87 Keytar	No	-2	-	1	-	-	9	A cheap keytar designed for beginners.
u87 Keytar Mk II	Yes	-	1	1	1	-	-	A cheap keytar designed for beginners.
Double Necked Keytar	Yes	-3	5	1	-	-	-	The other neck is for show...
Landroll AX-7 Keytar	Yes	-1	-	2	-	-	-	Landroll AX-7 comes with over 7 different preset sounds.
Mog Liberation	Yes	-	-	1	-	-	2	A keytar with a sick paint job.
Battle Axe	Yes	-	-	3	-	-	-	One righteous Keytar designed specifically for combat.
Argonaut Keytar	No	-	-	5	3	-	-	Hewn from a mythical ship.
Mystical Keytar	Yes	-	5	6	-	-	-	Featuring the sounds of legend.

Rory's Signs

Since Rory is a pacifist, his sign's strength doesn't do much for him. It's best to take advantage of the other stats these signs give you.

Name	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description	Location	Price
Open Your Eyes	2	-	1	1	-	-	...To the sign of the times!	Unknown	Unknown
Han Shot First	3	-	2	1	-	-	...I'm just saying...	Unknown	Unknown
We Won't Go	2	-	2	2	-	-	But we're not staying either.	Unknown	Unknown
I Want To Believe	1	-	3	3	-	-	The truth is out there.	Unknown	Unknown
Occupy Bank Street	5	-	1	3	-	-	Cause I'd rather not get a job.	Mt. Town Cave	Unknown
Make Love Not War	3	3	4	2	-	-	But use protection.	Thrift Store NYC	334.99
The End is Nigh	5	-	4	4	-	-	Kick back and get high!	Hangout Event	Unknown

Claudio's Swords

Claudio's weapons have a hidden stat called Weight. The less weight the weapon has, the more time you're given to perform Bushido. Bushido will always be at 10 seconds minimum.

Name	Weight	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description	Location	Price
Bokken	775	-	-	4	-	-	1	A wooden katana made from White Pine.	Sports! (Chapter 3+)	$199.99
Polished Bokken	750	-	-	5	-	-	4	A wooden katana made from White Pine.	Mt. Town Cave	N/A
Training Katana	800	-	-	7	-	-	10	A wooden katana made from African Ebony.	Sports! (Chapter 4+), Sporting Good Store NYC	$324.99
Shinai	640	-	-	8	-	-	12	A bamboo training sword.	Inaccessible	N/A
Umbrella	640	-	-	10	-	-	10	A fashionable umbrella.	Inaccessible (Cape Juno, starting weapon for Wilfrid)	N/A
Bokken of the Ageless Tree	1500	-	-	13	-	8	-2	A wooden sword hewn from a mythical tree.	Monster Den (LVL ???)	N/A
Masamune	750	-	-	15	-	-4	12	A sword made by Japan's greatest swordsmith.	Sporting Good Store NYC	$6000.00

Chondra's Hula Hoops

Chondra's spins determine the amount of extra spins her beatdown has.

Name	Spins	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description	Location	Price
Plastic Hula Hoop	2	-	-	1	-	-	-	A cheap hula hoop.	Sports! (Chapter 3+)	$214.99
Glow in The Dark Hula Hoop	1	-	-	2	-	-	1	This plastic hula hoop glows in the dark!	Vella's Mind Dungeon	N/A
Metal Hula Ring	1	-	-	3	-	-20	-	A rusty metal hoop.	Sports! (Chapter 4+), Sports NYC	$344.99
Woven Grass Hula Hoop	4	-	-	1	1	5	-	A light and fast hoop made from woven grass.	Sports! (Chapter 4+), Sports NYC	$344.99
Bamboo Hula Hoop	3	-	-	2	2	10	-	A flexible hoop of bamboo.	Inaccessible	N/A
Flaming Hula Hoop	6	-	10	6	-	-4	1	A pyrotechnical marvel.	Hangout Event	N/A

The Essentia 2000's Cannons

Since The Essentia 2000 is the last party member in the game, she doesn't have many weapons to equip. They don't appear to affect her minigames.

Name	HP	PP	STR	DEF	SPD	LUK	Description	Location	Price
Arm Cannon	-	-	10	-	-	5	Integrated Arm Cannon.	Starting Weapon	N/A
MM-B Cannon	-	-	12	-	2	-	Enhanced Integrated Arm Cannon.	Inaccessible	N/A
Cluster Bombs	-	-	14	-	-5	-	???	Monster Den (LVL ???)	N/A

Trivia

• The Cowboy Hat having the named "Flint" etched into it is a reference to the character Flint from Mother 3.
• The Hard Hat is unique in that it's the only item that can be found on the Overworld.
• He Wants it That Way is a reference to Backstreet Boys' I Want It That Way.
• Sergeant Salty EP may be a reference to the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
• Back Alley Boiz LP's name is a reference to the Backstreet Boys.
• Vampire of Goth LP has a hidden unique attribute where it can drain 10 HP from an attacked enemy... at least it would- but it doesn't seem to function.
• While the Choker Necklace is enemy equipment, it also can be worn on specifically Vella. This makes it unique as it's one of the only enemy equips to work on a party member, while also being one of the only non-weapon equips that's specific to a character.
  • Also unlike other enemy equipment, it has a description: "Uncomfortably cool."