Items & Equipment

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See also: Items & Equipment (Old Battle Mode).

Items and equipment can be found in trash cans, treasure chests, and shops. Occasionally they can be dropped by enemies. You can use skills so steal items from enemies as well. Items can heal LIFE both in and outside battle. Some can also restore the Party PP. Other items can cure negative status effects, like Blindness or bleed.

Equipment changes character stats. Head, body, and other armor can (typically) be equipped to any party member, while weapons are character specific.

Tools are used to navigate areas, and unlock parts of the Mind dungeon. They can be used during fights as well.

Items

Tools

Name	Description	Properties	Location
Panda	Alex's best friend. Summon him to hold down switches, or bridge small gaps.	Can be stood on, pushed around, and hold buttons down.	Factory Hotel
Dali	A rather clingy cat. Launch to hit far away objects and see what happens.	Activates switches, loots chests, unfurls mouse bridges, stuns enemies.	Factory Hotel
Amp	Produces crazy feedback strong enough to break through some walls and rocks.	Destroys cracked walls, rocks, floors, and wooden boards.	Wind Town Sewers
Skateboard	Vella's old skateboard. Alex can't ride it very well, so he can only go forward.	Moves the player in a straight line until hitting an object, or (sometimes) stairs. Only slightly faster than running.	Vella's Mind Dungeon
Hairwhip	The art of the hair flip! Cut down trees while looking cool.	Cuts down overgrown Moai trees.	Mountain Town
Monster Whistle	Monsters and nutjobs alike are drawn to its sound.	Activates skull spots- which initiate a battle when the whistle is played.	Monster Den LV 8
Flame Thrower	The basic arson starter set. Shoot fire to light candles and melt stuff! [Do not try this at home]	Melts Candles, and lights torches, stuns enemies.	Essentia's Mind Dungeon

Consumable Items

Name	Description	Properties	Price
Bandage	Stops bleeding.	Stops bleeding and grants 1 Bandage Karta.	?????
Gauze Bandage	Stops bleeding.	Stops bleeding and grants 3 Bandage Karta.	?????
Eye Drops	Cures blindness.	Cures blindness.	?????
Hamburger	The best and worst of American society on a sesame seed bun...	+30% LIFE.	$5
Cheese Slice	A simple slice of pizza...	+30% LIFE.	$5
Roni Slice	A delicious slice of pepperoni pizza...	+50% LIFE, +15% PP.	$10
Supreme Slice	A delicious slice of pepperoni pizza...	+75% LIFE, +45% PP.	$15
Pork Roll Sandwich	The one and only New Jersey specialty.	+30% LIFE	$5
Taylor Ham Sandwich	The one and only New Jersey specialty.	+30% LIFE	$5
AA Soda	A nice cold fizzy beverage.	+40% PP	$5
Large Birch Beer	It's like root beer, but better.	+60% PP	$10

Armor

Head Equipment

Name	LIF	STR	SPD	LUK	PRC	AGL	Description	Location	Price
Unknown Power	-	-	-	-	-	-	What... is this power...?
Black Hair Band	-	-	-	15	-	-	Keeps hair out of your eyes.
Cowboy Hat	2	-	-	10	5	-	A Halloween costume prop. The word "Flint" is etched inside.
Minor League Hat	-	-	-	5	-	-	Your favorite minor league team, in hat form.	SPORTS!	$15
Plain Hair Band	-	-	-	5	-	-	Keeps hair out of your eyes.
Porkpie Hat	-	-	-	7	-	2	Not just anyone can pull this look off.	Behind Rory's House in Wind Town, Wind Town Sewer, SPORTS!	$1
Straw Hat	-	-	22	9	-	-	A whimsical hat made of straw.
Tie Dye Beanie	-	-	-	1	-	-	A white beanie that has forever been altered.	SPORTS! (Chapter 2+)	$10

Body Equipment

Name	LIF	STR	SPD	LUK	PRC	AGL	Description	Location	Price
Blue Pleather Jakcet								SPORTS!	$50
Culture Shockers Band Tee	2	-	-	-	-	-1	Oh, you like them? Name five of their songs,	SPORTS! (Chapter 1+)	$25
Ordinary Colors Tee
Thin Hoodie	5	-	-5	1	-	-	Made from soft clingy fabric.	SPORTS!	$35

Other Equipment

Name	LIF	STR	SPD	LUK	PRC	AGL	Description	Location	Price
Studded Bracelet
Lucky Rabbit's Foot
Cat Tail
Winged Sneakers			300
Karate Pants								SPORTS!	$30

Weapons

Alex's Records

Name	LIF	STR	SPD	LUK	PRC	AGL	Description	Location	Price
He Wants it That Way (Single)	-	1	-	-	-	-	Found in the 99-cent bin. It sucks.	Alex starts with this record, Record Stop(Chapter 1+)	$25
Sergeant Salty EP	-	3	-	4	10	16	A grunge rock album. It's kind of bad...	Factory Hotel, Record Stop (Chapter 1+)	$50
Blinkerton	2	10	-	5	3	15	It's the hit album Blinkerton.	Mountain Trail	$100
Strolling Bonez LP	3	11	-	6	9	20	A classic rock album from the '70s.	Record Stop (Late Chapter 3+)	$150
LeGrande by Arse-Man (Single)	3	14	-	9	10	-	Sweeeet tunes from the British invasion!	Inaccessible (Beta Sewer Dungeon)	N/A
AC & K-x2's Greatest Hits LP	5	18	10	10	15	14	A collection of music from your mother's favorite band!	Only accessible in Old Battle Mode Shop	$249.99
Now That's What I Call Music LP	8	23	15	14	18	19	The greatest hits of the 70's, 80's, and today.	Only accessible in Old Battle Mode Shop	$249.99
Back Alley Boiz LP	-	23	-	20	-	-	Sounds terrible! But their hair looks great!	Record Stop (Chapter 4+)	$350
Mystical Ultima LP Legend	4	30	35	15	25	-	The mysterious LP obtained from the depths of Vella's mind.	Required item at the end of Vella's Mind Dungeon.	N/A
Vampire of Goth LP	9	24	25	13	22	-	Stop my breathing and slit my throat.	Essentia's Mind Dungeon, Record Stop (Chapter 5+)	$250
AC & K-x2's Greatest Hits Vol. Two LP	-	20	-	-	40	-	More music from your mother's favorite band!	Inaccessible (Was apart of an unused ONISM Quest)	N/A
Legends of Ragnarok LP	15	50	30	25	40	-	Music to apocalypse to!	Accessed in the Proto Star if Alex sold the Broken Record to Jocasta.	N/A
One Hit Wonder	-	10	-	-	70	-	And he was never heard from again...	Beta Essentia Mind Dungeon (accessible with glitches)	N/A
Gold Record	6	40	99	19	33	-	A weapon for golden cheaters only...	While intended to be a testing weapon, this item can sometimes be granted when converting a save from 1.25 to 1.5. It can also be found in the Loadout Room (accessible with cheats).	$1000.00
Broken Record	10	20	20	-	70	-	A mysterious record broken in two. Collectors may be interested.	Sammy's locked Chest in the Factory Hotel.	N/A
Mystical Ultima LP Legend II	9	12	9	20	29	-	????	Unknown	N/A
Tactical Nuke	-	500	999	999	999	999	It's the bomb. Testing Only	Loadout Room (accessible with cheats).	N/A

Michael's Cameras

Name	LIF	STR	SPD	LUK	PRC	AGL	Description	Location	Price
Disposable Camera	-	1	-	-	-	2	A cardboard camera for tourists.	Micheal starts with this camera, Camera Shop (Chapter 1+)	$25
x87 Digital Camera	-	2	-	-	-	1	Entry level digital camera.	Given to you at the Camera Shop towards the end of Chapter 1, Can also be bought there (Chapter 1+).	$50
x87 Digital Camera Mk. II	-	6	-	-	-	30	Entry level digital camera.	Camera Shop (Chapter 2+)	$100
Icon Digital Camera	-	8	-	-	-	10	The "very best" in digital photography.	Camera Shop (Early Chapter 3+)	$150
Cannon Digital Camera	-	10	-	-	-	-	With Cannon, "Taking photos is a blast!"	Mt. Town Cave, Camera Shop (Early Chapter 3+)	$200
Kani Digital Camera	-	16	-	-	-	5	A decent camera with a quick shutter speed.	Camera Shop (Late Chapter 3+)	$300
Sunny Digital Camera	-	25	-	-	-	9	A simple point and shoot.	Camera Shop (Chapter 4+)	$350
Stereosonic Digital Camera	-	30	-	-	-	2	Stereosonic gives you the tools to make your dreams into reality.	Camera Shop (Chapter 4+)	$500
Stereosonic Digital Camera Mk. 2	-	42	-	-	-	10	Stereosonic gives you the tools to make your dreams into reality.	Sammy Poster ONISM Quest	N/A

Rory's Signs

Name	LIF	STR	SPD	LUK	PRC	AGL	Description	Location	Price
Open Your Eyes	-	3	-	-	-	-	... To the signs of the times!	Rory starts with this sign, Pawn Shop (Chapter 2+)	$10
Han Shot First	-	5	-	5	-	-	... I'm just saying...	Awarded for defeating Golden Alpaca.	N/A
We Won't Go	-	11	-	10	-	-	But we're not staying either.	Pawn Shop (Early Chapter 3+)	$100
I Want To Believe	-	12	12	15	-	-	The truth is out there.	Pawn Shop (Late Chapter 3+)	$150
Occupy Bank Street	-	15	-	14	-	-	Cause I'd rather not get a job.	Awarded for defeating Threatening Fan.	N/A
Make Love Not War	-	20	-	20	-	-	But use protection.	Monster Den 6	N/A
The End is Nigh	-	25	10	25	-	-	Kick back and get high!	Hangout Event	N/A

Vella's Keytars

Name	LIF	STR	SPD	LUK	PRC	AGL	Description	Location	Price
u87 Keytar	-	2	-	-	-	-	A cheap keytar designed for beginners.	Vella starts with this keytar, Record Stop (Chapter 2+)	$25
u87 Keytar Mk II	4	6	-	-	-	-	A cheap keytar designed for beginners.	Sewer Dungeon, Record Stop (Early Chapter 3+)	$100
Double Necked Keytar	-	17	-	-	-	-	The other neck is for show...	Vella's Mind Dungeon (can be grabbed from an out of bounds beta area using glitches), Accessible in Old Battle Mode Shop	$259.99
Landroll AX-7 Keytar	-	18	-	-	-	-	Landroll AX-7 comes with over 7 different preset sounds.	Record Stop (Chapter 4+)	$200
Mog Liberation	-	19	18	-	-	-	A keytar with a sick paint job.	Record Stop (Chapter 4+)	$400
Battle Axe	-	20	10	-	-	-	One righteous keytar designed specifically for combat.	Essentia's Mind Dungeon	$500
Argonaut Keytar	-	24	9	-	-	-	Hewn from a mythical ship.	Beta Essentia Mind Dungeon (accessible with glitches), Record Stop (Chapter 5+)	$600
Mystical Keytar	-	37	-	-	-	-	Featuring the sounds of legend.	Awarded for clearing every Monster Den.	N/A

Claudio's Swords

Name	LIF	STR	SPD	LUK	PRC	AGL	Description	Location	Price
Bokken	-	8	-	2	-	1	A wooden katana made from White Pine.	Claudio starts with this sword, SPORTS! (Early Chapter 3+)	$50
Polished Bokken	-	9	-	-	-	-	A wooden katana made from White Pine.	SPORTS! (Late Chapter 3+)	$100
Training Katana	-	12	-	-	-	-	A wooden katana made from African Ebony.	Only accessible in Old Battle Mode Shop	$324.99
Shinai	-	14	-	-	-	-	A bamboo training sword.	SPORTS! (Chapter 4+)	$250
Umbrella	-	16	-	-3	-	4	A fashionable umbrella.	Essentia's Mind Dungeon	N/A
Bokken of the Ageless Tree	-	22	-	9	-	9	A wooden sword hewn from a mythical tree.	Monster Den 7	N/A
Masamune	-	32	1	10	-	15	A sword made by Japan's greatest swordsmith.	Sporting Good Store NYC	$1000

Chondra's Hula Hoops

Name	LIF	STR	SPD	LUK	PRC	AGL	Description	Location	Price
Plastic Hula Hoop	-	7	-	3	-	4	A cheap hula hoop.	Chondra starts with this hoop, SPORTS! (Early Chapter 3+)	$25
Glow in The Dark Hula Hoop	-	10	-	17	-	22	This plastic hula hoop glows in the dark!	Mt. Town Cave, SPORTS! (Late Chapter 3+)	$50
Metal Hula Ring	-	13	-	12	-	15	A rusty metal hoop.	SPORTS! (Late Chapter 3+)	$100
Woven Grass Hula Hoop	3	15	-	10	2	-	A light and fast hoop made from woven grass.	SPORTS! (Chapter 4+)	$200
Bamboo Hula Hoop	8	19	-	15	4	-	A flexible hoop of bamboo.	Monster Den 10	N/A
Flaming Hula Hoop	15	25	1	11	18	-18	A pyrotechnical marvel.	Hangout Event	N/A

The Essentia 2000's Weapons

Name	LIF	STR	SPD	LUK	PRC	AGL	Description	Location	Price
Time Blade	-	15	5	-	-	-	A blade strong enough to cut through time.	The Essentia 2000 starts with this weapon.	N/A
Cosmo Blade	-	20	10	5	-	-	A blade forged from pure cosmic energy.	Essentia's Mind Dungeon	N/A
Nova Blade	-	30	30	-	-	-	A blade that can end worlds.	Monster Den 10	N/A
Arm Cannon	-	15	5	-	-	-	Integrated Arm Cannon.	The Essentia 2000 starts with this weapon in Old Battle Mode.	N/A
MM-B Cannon	-	15	5	-	-	-	Enhanced Integrated Arm Cannon	Inaccessible	N/A
Cluster Bombs	-	25	5	-	-	-	???	Old Battle Mode Monster Den (LVL 10, Monster Drop)	N/A

Trivia

• Two unused camera models exist. Neither of them have stats associated.