Loading Screen Tips

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Loading Screen Tips are text blurbs that show up in the corner of the screen whenever the game loads a new scene. They start showing up when the player first reaches Chapter 2, at which point they will be permanently enabled.

Unlike what the name implies, most of the tips aren't actually tips on how to play the game, but rather humorous in tone.

English Tips

Each one of these starts with "Tip:" in-game.

• Did you leave the stove on? Sometimes, I leave the stove on.
• Cut the paper parts of garlic off. Stick garlic in a hot oven, like 400°F (205° C), with some olive oil on top. It'll make the garlic spreadable like butter.
• Make having clean water, clean air, and clean food for you and your family the top priority.
• Consider getting your micronutrients tested to ensure you're getting all your vitamins.
• Work hard and save money while you're young. Your future is worth investing in, probably.
• If someone asks you a question about yourself, it is often a good idea to ask them the same question, so that the conversation doesn't screech to a halt.
• Showering frequently can temporarily remove body odor.
• Video games are not a waste of time.
• Most paints are toxic. Avoid licking the tip of your paint brush.
• Looking for answers? Consult the Hint option in the menu to see where to go next.
• Taking damage fills the Time Energy meter in the upper right hand corner of the battle screen (Legacy Mode).
• Before you can find the Answer, you must first ask yourself the Question.
• Check out Kaiju MECHAJAW Returns by Kisage X!
• Have you checked ONISM 1999 today?
• The hero always saves the princess.
• Seek the Self, the Sun, and the Holy Thief.
• You can rely on Panda.
• Many long to play the Dark Game.
• You're safe in your Mind Dungeon.
• Nostalgia is intoxicating...
• Don't look at the Camera.
• How is your sister doing? Have you seen her lately?
• Go dig around in the garbage and see what kind of crap you find.
• Take care of your Heart! You only have one.
• You should try to be nicer to your friends.
• Consider picking up new hobbies.
• Try to spend less time thinking about yourself.
• Maybe you should be putting in more effort.
• You graduated college. What's your excuse?
• Things will get better. Right?
• Read any good books lately?
• Be sure to thank your mother for all she does for you.
• Don't forget to pick up the groceries.
• Remember to have fun!
• You really should clean your room.
• Eating healthy and exercising regularly will improve your mental health.
• You have value as a person.
• Check your carbon monoxide alarms regularly.
• Isn't it time you found yourself a girlfriend?
• Quit hunching over, you gremlin.
• Get a job.
• Don't bring up your collection of waifu dolls on a first date.
• You don't have to be so critical all the time.
• Use fancy words in your sentences so that your friends will think you're smart.
• You're going to have to face reality someday.
• Deodorant is not a substitute for a shower.
• Think about how others will view your actions.
• It's never too late for improvement.
• Death is scary, but you can't live in fear.
• Be careful what you say online.
• You have it so easy. Shouldn't you act more grateful?
• Quoting movies doesn't make you interesting.
• You're not a gaming addict, are you?
• Be forgiving of others and their flaws.
• You have a lot of disposable income. Don't blow it all on bullshit.
• At least you got out of bed today.
• Shout out to FrailDog. 
• If you’re playing on an SSD, then you probably won’t have time to read this!
• You’ve been playing for a while. Why not take a break?
• Purchase the strategy guide for the hottest YIIK tips!
• I need some help. Could you give me a hint?
• Uh... Shit, I've got nothing.
• You know what? I don't feel like it.
• I'm getting real sick of your attitude.
• Read The Catcher in the Rye, you might find it relatable.
• Plaid is in right now.
• Women are so into glasses.
• Facial hair makes you more attractive.
• Hang on to your collectibles. Surely they'll have value someday.
• Someone should analyze you.
• See you at YIIKcon!
• Remember the good times. ...When were they?
• You're being very brave right now.
• Don't you get tired of chasing pussy cats all day?
• Your face is screwed up.
• Stimulate your economy by consuming products.