MYSTERIOUS GIRL WITH MIND POWERS
Mysterious girl sighted. Mainstreet Frankton, last tuesday evening. I witnessed her create this rifts in space. Holy shit.
What the fuck? Did you take these, @windway87? Details! Details!!Details! Details!!Details! Details!!
I was out for my usual late night stroll when I spotted Mysterious QT at a distance. I considered approaching, but I was afraid of scaring her as it was so late, and wonderful ladies of the night tend to be scared by masculine silhouettes walking from the midnight fog. She was near the Frankton Arcade. I reached out, and a my heart was in my throat. She raised her hands, and opened those portals. I had my camera on me, and I took pictures. It was pretty intense!!!
Insanity. Where is Frankton? Seems like some crazy stuff is happening there.
I KNOW I’ve seen this girl before. Are you sure she isn’t famous? Like a pop star or something? Are these movie stills?
HO-LEE-FUCK PLEASE LET THESE BE REAL WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS WOMAN WHAT ARE THOSE PORTALS FIND OUT MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF ONISM.... NINE TEEN NINETY NINE!!! DUND UND UNNNDD.
A bit more info to report. I returned to the arcade last night, and saw Mysterious QT taking out the trash. I approached her, and I was about to say something when I saw her talking to a cat. And, as you guys know, conversations with pets are precious and private, so I squatted behind a garbage can, and shoved my fingers in my ears. I became distracted by a piece of mould growing in the cracks between the street asphalt. When I was done studying it, I returned my gaze to Mysterious QT, and she was gone. All that remained was the cat. Is it possible this girl can transform into the cat? Mysterious Arcade Mind Portal Opening by Day, adorable and lovable feline by night? Discuss.
@windway87 NO. SHUT. UP. SHIT. THEORY.
Uhh... so, @windway87 where exactly did you find that connection? Isn’t it more likely that she just walked away while you weren’t looking, leaving the cat alone?
Uhhh.... Yeah, I’m going to say she didn’t turn into a fucking cat. retard.
I’m with @bearsnecessity and @impossibledry, seems unlikely to me. These photos, however, are some of the best things I’ve ever seen on this site. I’m thinking of taking a drive to Frankton to see Mysterious QT. Do you have the exact name of the arcade? Or the street address?
Jezuz guys. It was just a fucking theory. I don’t see you guys proposing anything interesting. This is a website about aliens, and body snatchers, and multiverses, and THIS is where you draw the line? Girls who transform into animals? THIS is where the illusion breaks for you? Lol fuck you guys
Yeah, she can turn into a cat and is also secretly Elevator Girl, the boogie man, samsquanch, and jesus christ. That’s a believable theory. I’m going on record to say this shit is photoshopped. And not very well done. Sigh. This site has gone down hill.
@windway87 I hope your mom gets cancer and you get butt aids. Once you’re done lactating from your man tits why don’t you do us all a favor and hang yourself as you’re a burden to us all with your shit theories.
@eightmallet, This is the problem with this forum. Everyone is everyone’s best friend until they say something slightly against the popular opinion. My theory isn’t any crazier than some of the shit on here. But it isn’t part of the theory of the week. If I went out of my way to try and tie this girl into the Elevator Girl phenomenon everyone would be sucking my dick right now. And just because I like the idea of a girl turning into a cat, and it isn’t super popular on here, everyone turns and just treats me like shit. You’re all so antisocial that the only place you interact with other human beings is on ONISM, you circle jerk about how great this place is. How accepting and progressive it is. But the moment you don’t LOVE and AGREE with any theory you start with the insults. You can all choke on a bag of baby dicks.
@windway87 is such a typical fucking ONISM user. You complain about the community, tell us all what’s wrong with us, and yet you’re PART of the very community you hate. If we suck, then you suck.
Nah, actually he’s right. Everyone on ONISM is a terrible person except for him. /s This sort of persecution complex is so fucking typicalon here. GET OVER YOURSELF @windway87 Try taking the dick out of your mouth before trying to speak next time.
Okay @windway87, you’re gone. BANNED.